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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Rand Paul Filibusters For 13 Hours To Protest Drones

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) held up the confirmation process of President Barack Obama’s CIA nominee by filibustering for nearly 13 hours, protesting the administration’s failure to rule out drone strikes against American citizens on U.S. soil. What do you think?

  • “By hour six, I was like, ‘Okay, Rand, we get it. Killing Americans is wrong.’”

    Josh Hyland Ring Maker
  • “He must have had a really energizing breakfast.”

    Kirk Seagrave Unemployed
  • “I don’t think I care about anything enough to stand for 13 hours.”

    Stephanie Dolan Medical Physicist

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