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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Rand Paul Filibusters For 13 Hours To Protest Drones

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) held up the confirmation process of President Barack Obama’s CIA nominee by filibustering for nearly 13 hours, protesting the administration’s failure to rule out drone strikes against American citizens on U.S. soil. What do you think?

  • “By hour six, I was like, ‘Okay, Rand, we get it. Killing Americans is wrong.’”

    Josh Hyland Ring Maker
  • “He must have had a really energizing breakfast.”

    Kirk Seagrave Unemployed
  • “I don’t think I care about anything enough to stand for 13 hours.”

    Stephanie Dolan Medical Physicist

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