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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Rand Paul Filibusters For 13 Hours To Protest Drones

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) held up the confirmation process of President Barack Obama’s CIA nominee by filibustering for nearly 13 hours, protesting the administration’s failure to rule out drone strikes against American citizens on U.S. soil. What do you think?

  • “By hour six, I was like, ‘Okay, Rand, we get it. Killing Americans is wrong.’”

    Josh Hyland Ring Maker
  • “He must have had a really energizing breakfast.”

    Kirk Seagrave Unemployed
  • “I don’t think I care about anything enough to stand for 13 hours.”

    Stephanie Dolan Medical Physicist
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