Rangel Going To Trial Over Ethics Charges

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NFL Fans Turn Out In Droves To Watch Men Touch Cones

NEW YORK—Fans of professional football turned out more than 100,000 strong last week to watch grown men perform calisthenics, huddle around one another, and even run up to and touch orange cones, spokesmen for the NFL said Wednesday.

Illinois Does A Few Adult Films To Make Ends Meet

SPRINGFIELD, IL—After ending the 2010 fiscal year with a record $4.7 billion in unpaid bills, officials say Illinois has been actively pursuing a number of sexually explicit scenes in direct-to-DVD features until it gets back on its feet.

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The Redskins' defensive lineman has a checkered past and is currently struggling to get into condition. Is he any good?
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Rangel Going To Trial Over Ethics Charges

Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) will face 13 charges of violating congressional ethics rules and guidelines, including accepting gifts over $50 and failing to report rental income on a beach villa in the Dominican Republic. What do you think?

  • "To be fair to Rep. Rangel, the gifts may have been over $50, but they were still pretty stupid gifts."

    Warren Banner
    Latex Spooler
  • "Why didn't he use all those secret gifts to bribe his way out of this?"

    Jessica Lawrence
    Physical Therapist
  • "If our representatives aren't allowed to accept expensive gifts, how in the world are they supposed to know what to vote for?"

    Victor Jackson
    Unemployed
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