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Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now

NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Rangel Going To Trial Over Ethics Charges

Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) will face 13 charges of violating congressional ethics rules and guidelines, including accepting gifts over $50 and failing to report rental income on a beach villa in the Dominican Republic. What do you think?

  • "To be fair to Rep. Rangel, the gifts may have been over $50, but they were still pretty stupid gifts."

    Warren Banner Latex Spooler
  • "Why didn't he use all those secret gifts to bribe his way out of this?"

    Jessica Lawrence Physical Therapist
  • "If our representatives aren't allowed to accept expensive gifts, how in the world are they supposed to know what to vote for?"

    Victor Jackson Unemployed

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