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Vol 43 Issue 20

Romney: 'Double Guantanamo'

In a Republican presidential debate on Tuesday, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said he would support doubling the detention facilities in...
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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucking shelled out there.

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Rated R For Smoking

The Motion Picture Association of America has announced that smoking will now be a consideration when determining a film's rating. What do you think?
  • "It's about time Hollywood clamped down on the pervasive influence Ernie Kovacs and George Burns have on kids."

    Adam Cohn
    Nutritionist
  • "Then how else are lazy aspiring filmmakers supposed to learn how to establish character?"

    Daniel Drysdale
    Cat Breeder
  • "Guess I better start scheduling reshoots for Herbie Goes To Winston-Salem."

    Caroline Pearson
    Director
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