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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Rats’ Brains Connected Via Internet

Creating the first ever brain-to-brain interface, scientists have connected the brains of lab rats via Internet cables, allowing the animals to communicate motor information to one another even when they’re thousands of miles apart. What do you think?

  • “Wow! That sounds incredibly inhumane and amazing.”

    Bernie Alonzo Cemetery Worker
  • “Boy, this should really improve the rat experience.”

    Linda Christian Fish Cleaner
  • “Don’t those rats have anything better to do than surf the web all day?”

    Joel Beesley Shingle Trimmer

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