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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Reality TV Show To Send Winner To Space

NBC announced that producer Mark Burnett and Virgin Galactic founder Richard Branson will create a new reality TV elimination show called Space Race, with the winner earning a flight on Virgin Galactic’s space tourism vehicle SpaceShipTwo. What do you think?

  • “Call me old-fashioned, but I’d rather go to the bottom of the sea.”

    Gregory Markinson Monument Setter
  • “I love reality shows because they accurately depict the world I live in.”

    Bill LaPaglia Systems Analyst
  • “Can the winner stay there for good? There’s nothing for me down here.”

    Carmen Kahn Endodontist

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