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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Record High Unemployment Hits Eurozone

Ravaged by a continuing debt crisis and a sluggish economy, the 17-nation Eurozone has seen unemployment reach 11.6 percent, its highest level in 17 years of data. What do you think?

  • “That’s terrible. How will all those people be able to afford health care?”

    Romeo Du Prez Tape Librarian
  • “They must be itching to get back to that 9-to-12 grind.”

    Gerry Worley Fusing Machine Tender
  • “Well, they better not come here looking for jobs. Last thing this country needs is a bunch of Europeans running around.”

    Jenny Jacquemin Oyster Culturist
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