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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Record High Unemployment Hits Eurozone

Ravaged by a continuing debt crisis and a sluggish economy, the 17-nation Eurozone has seen unemployment reach 11.6 percent, its highest level in 17 years of data. What do you think?

  • “That’s terrible. How will all those people be able to afford health care?”

    Romeo Du Prez Tape Librarian
  • “They must be itching to get back to that 9-to-12 grind.”

    Gerry Worley Fusing Machine Tender
  • “Well, they better not come here looking for jobs. Last thing this country needs is a bunch of Europeans running around.”

    Jenny Jacquemin Oyster Culturist

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