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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Record High Unemployment Hits Eurozone

Ravaged by a continuing debt crisis and a sluggish economy, the 17-nation Eurozone has seen unemployment reach 11.6 percent, its highest level in 17 years of data. What do you think?

  • “That’s terrible. How will all those people be able to afford health care?”

    Romeo Du Prez Tape Librarian
  • “They must be itching to get back to that 9-to-12 grind.”

    Gerry Worley Fusing Machine Tender
  • “Well, they better not come here looking for jobs. Last thing this country needs is a bunch of Europeans running around.”

    Jenny Jacquemin Oyster Culturist

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