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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.

Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Record Sales Expected For Cyber Monday

Cyber Monday, the first Monday after the Thanksgiving holiday, is expected to bring in record online sales this year. What do you think?

  • "It better be worth it. I’ve been camped out in front of my laptop for a week."

    Glen Cook Systems Analyst
  • "If you do your holiday shopping from the comfort of your home, you can hit your kid without any sass from other customers."

    Angela Layton Hoist Operator
  • "It's great that holiday shoppers are finally discovering the same ease and convenience of online purchasing we anal-bead aficionados have enjoyed for years."

    Josh Noel Chief Gauger
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