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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Recreational Viagra Use

According to a recent study, recreational use of Viagra is on the rise among younger men who don't suffer from impotence. What do you think?
  • "Is having sex for 48 hours straight some kind of a game to these people?"

    Rudy Garcia Housekeeper
  • "At last, a medical miracle to eliminate the 3 percent of the time 20-year-olds don't have erections."

    Douglas Hirtz Counselor
  • "The young people should just stick to the marijuana and the goofballs and let their elders have their Viagra."

    Lawrence Hardin Systems Analyst
  • "This is what happens when the increasingly conservative young people go emulating Bob Dole."

    Rhonda Hansen Photographer
  • "Wow, there's an illicit market for these pills? And all this time, I've foolishly been using them to try to satisfy my wife."

    William Knotz Rental Clerk
  • "If kids today just pop a pill every time they want an erection, how are they going to learn valuable pussy-eating skills?"

    Jane Setzer Set Designer

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