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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Red Meat May Spell Early Death

A federal study revealed that middle-aged Americans who ate red meat at least once a day were 30 percent more likely to die during the 10 years researchers followed them. What do you think?
  • "This research may actually push Americans to adopt new habits, such as calling red meat something else."

    Juanita Haller Systems Analyst
  • "Yeah, but what if you eat red meat three or more times a day? Really? Oh boy."

    Peter Rothbart Car Rental Associate
  • "If I lived my life by everything studies told me, I'd have given up drinking used motor oil years ago."

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