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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Red Meat May Spell Early Death

A federal study revealed that middle-aged Americans who ate red meat at least once a day were 30 percent more likely to die during the 10 years researchers followed them. What do you think?
  • "This research may actually push Americans to adopt new habits, such as calling red meat something else."

    Juanita Haller Systems Analyst
  • "Yeah, but what if you eat red meat three or more times a day? Really? Oh boy."

    Peter Rothbart Car Rental Associate
  • "If I lived my life by everything studies told me, I'd have given up drinking used motor oil years ago."

    Brad Glennon Therapist

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