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Red Sox Break Curse

Last week, the Boston Red Sox defeated the St. Louis Cardinals in the World Series, breaking a "curse" that has persisted since 1918. What do you think?
  • "So the curse only lasted 86 years, huh? I guess the ol' Bambino wasn't as powerful a necromancer as we thought."

    Allen Palmer Systems Analyst
  • "It's good to know that the World Series isn't just about which team has the highest payroll. The Red Sox are proof that you can spend the second most and still become champions."

    Lacey Swain Chiropractor
  • "This should bring hope to our military, which has not won a decisive victory in almost 60 years."

    Jesse Ramos Repairman
  • "The curse is broken. Alas, my own curse, the one which exists for all women since Eve's fall, persists to this very day."

    Edna Crawford Biochemist
  • "Wow. Does this mean baseball can end now?"

    Tony Mills Construction Worker
  • "I've been rooting for the Sox for the past 20 years, but I finally gave up hope on them this season. I was expecting them to lose, so they managed to let me down again."

    Bryan Warren Civil Engineer

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