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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Reflecting Pool Drained After Duckling Deaths

Authorities announced plans to drain and decontaminate the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after 80 ducklings died from snail-borne parasites. What do you think?

  • “I guess I’ll just have to stare pensively into the Dupont Circle Fountain in the meantime.”

    Sam Richie Headphone Jacker
  • “I see the statement about the current political climate nature is going for here, but the metaphor honestly seems a little heavy-handed.”

    Julianne Lendway String Detangler
  • “This is a black mark on Lincoln’s legacy.”

    Andrew Morris Yacht Scuttler

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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