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Regular Coffee Drinkers No More Alert

Researchers at Bristol University in the UK have found that heavy coffee drinkers derive no boost from the beverage, but merely stave off the depressive effects of withdrawal. What do you think?

  • "What is life, then, if it’s not about 'staving off'?"

    Jack Wills
    Doffer
  • "So what would be the ideal beverage to sip while I pretend I'm thinking?"

    Karen Goldberg
    Cost Clerk
  • "Are they not adding sugar?"

    Stephen Adler
    Brake Operator