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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Regular Coffee Drinkers No More Alert

Researchers at Bristol University in the UK have found that heavy coffee drinkers derive no boost from the beverage, but merely stave off the depressive effects of withdrawal. What do you think?

  • "What is life, then, if it’s not about 'staving off'?"

    Jack Wills Doffer
  • "So what would be the ideal beverage to sip while I pretend I'm thinking?"

    Karen Goldberg Cost Clerk
  • "Are they not adding sugar?"

    Stephen Adler Brake Operator

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