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MLB Quietly Euthanizes 120 Unnecessary Players

NEW YORK—In what it called a basic housecleaning move, Major League Baseball euthanized 120 players Wednesday, including Tyler Colvin, Nolan Reimold, and 118 others deemed inconsequential or redundant.

Sources Say Atlanta Thrashers 27-28-11

ATLANTA—Sources from within the Atlanta Thrashers organization indicated Thursday that the team currently ranks 11th in the Eastern Conference standings with a record of 27-28-11.

Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs

GOLDSBORO, NC—Friends, classmates, and loved ones gathered last night at a memorial service in the Westside High School gymnasium to celebrate the life of 17-year-old Brooke Belzer, who, before she died tragically in a car accident last week, was beloved for her bright personality and for giving easily the best hand jobs in the school.
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Reid: Kill The Brothels

Suggesting Nevada's legal brothels make it difficult to attract businesses, Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) urged state lawmakers to consider outlawing prostitution. What do you think?

  • "Reid is right. When people hear Nevada, they should think nuclear waste disposal, not prostitution."

    Will Snider
    Systems Analyst
  • "Sorry, but I just think my store Ohio Hats belongs right here in the great state of Ohio."

    Quinn Rose
    Small Business Owner
  • "Is it too late to let that crazy lady be senator?"

    Victor Murchy
    Resort Operator
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