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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Reid: Kill The Brothels

Suggesting Nevada's legal brothels make it difficult to attract businesses, Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) urged state lawmakers to consider outlawing prostitution. What do you think?

  • "Reid is right. When people hear Nevada, they should think nuclear waste disposal, not prostitution."

    Will Snider Systems Analyst
  • "Sorry, but I just think my store Ohio Hats belongs right here in the great state of Ohio."

    Quinn Rose Small Business Owner
  • "Is it too late to let that crazy lady be senator?"

    Victor Murchy Resort Operator

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