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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Reid: Kill The Brothels

Suggesting Nevada's legal brothels make it difficult to attract businesses, Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) urged state lawmakers to consider outlawing prostitution. What do you think?

  • "Reid is right. When people hear Nevada, they should think nuclear waste disposal, not prostitution."

    Will Snider Systems Analyst
  • "Sorry, but I just think my store Ohio Hats belongs right here in the great state of Ohio."

    Quinn Rose Small Business Owner
  • "Is it too late to let that crazy lady be senator?"

    Victor Murchy Resort Operator

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