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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Report: American Jews Becoming Less Religious

According to a new report, the majority of American Jews now believe that being Jewish has more to do with ancestry and culture than religious beliefs, with 20 percent saying they don’t identify with any religion. What do you think?

  • “Another win for Jesus!”

    Theodore Penfield Piano Tuner
  • “Yeah, Rabbi Chaim Yehuda Krinsky has really been phoning it in lately.”

    Elise Stevens Mine Inspector
  • “We still get to hoist them up in chairs when they get married, right? Oh, phew, thank goodness.”

    Conrad Bancroft Chef

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