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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Report: Anthrax Attacks Could Have Been Prevented

According to psychiatric records, the scientist believed to have been responsible for five anthrax-by-mail deaths in 2001 had numerous psychological issues, including an obsession with a sorority. What do you think?

  • "Darn, I was wrong. I thought for sure that it was done by a completely normal father of two in a stable, loving marriage."

    Dani Ridgeway Systems Analyst
  • "Was the FBI working on this case for exactly one second per week?"

    Rick Alvin Operating Engineer
  • "Jeez, they should've just let him in the sorority."

    Len Bateman Unemployed
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