Report: Astronauts Flew Drunk

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Report: Astronauts Flew Drunk

An internal review at NASA revealed that some of their astronauts may have been drunk when they boarded shuttle missions into space. What do you think?
  • "This isn't a big deal. Astronauts are the best of the best. A drunk astronaut is as good as a sober commercial airline pilot."

    Al Payton
    Well Excavator
  • "Um, when are NASA astronauts not drunk? They're being shot into outer fucking space!"

    Doris Snyder
    Tobacconist
  • "I'm just glad I'm not an astronaut and that I can get a decent buzz on at work without everyone freaking out."

    Lee Davis
    Beekeeper
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