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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Report: Astronauts Flew Drunk

An internal review at NASA revealed that some of their astronauts may have been drunk when they boarded shuttle missions into space. What do you think?
  • "This isn't a big deal. Astronauts are the best of the best. A drunk astronaut is as good as a sober commercial airline pilot."

    Al Payton Well Excavator
  • "Um, when are NASA astronauts not drunk? They're being shot into outer fucking space!"

    Doris Snyder Tobacconist
  • "I'm just glad I'm not an astronaut and that I can get a decent buzz on at work without everyone freaking out."

    Lee Davis Beekeeper
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