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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Report: Coca-Cola Paid Experts To Say Soda Is A Healthy Snack

According to a report by the Associated Press, Coca-Cola paid numerous fitness and nutrition experts to say that the sugary, high-fructose, and high-calorie soft drink could be part of a healthy diet and even recommended mini cans of Coke as a healthy snack. What do you think?

  • “You can’t just expect experts to destroy their credibility for free.”

    Roger Gordon Napkin Designer
  • “Every nutritionist has to take one or two jobs like this early in their career.”

    Helen Gross Roof Bolter
  • “I’m actually kind of flattered Coca-Cola thinks we listen to health experts.”

    Carl Nguyen Vinyl Dipper

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