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Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

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J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

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Report: Coca-Cola Paid Experts To Say Soda Is A Healthy Snack

According to a report by the Associated Press, Coca-Cola paid numerous fitness and nutrition experts to say that the sugary, high-fructose, and high-calorie soft drink could be part of a healthy diet and even recommended mini cans of Coke as a healthy snack. What do you think?

  • “You can’t just expect experts to destroy their credibility for free.”

    Roger Gordon Napkin Designer
  • “Every nutritionist has to take one or two jobs like this early in their career.”

    Helen Gross Roof Bolter
  • “I’m actually kind of flattered Coca-Cola thinks we listen to health experts.”

    Carl Nguyen Vinyl Dipper

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