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How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Report: Coca-Cola Paid Experts To Say Soda Is A Healthy Snack

According to a report by the Associated Press, Coca-Cola paid numerous fitness and nutrition experts to say that the sugary, high-fructose, and high-calorie soft drink could be part of a healthy diet and even recommended mini cans of Coke as a healthy snack. What do you think?

  • “You can’t just expect experts to destroy their credibility for free.”

    Roger Gordon Napkin Designer
  • “Every nutritionist has to take one or two jobs like this early in their career.”

    Helen Gross Roof Bolter
  • “I’m actually kind of flattered Coca-Cola thinks we listen to health experts.”

    Carl Nguyen Vinyl Dipper

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