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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Report Finds Steady Rise In Stay-At-Home Mothers

According to a new report by the Pew Institute, the number of stay-at-home mothers has risen significantly over the past decade, with more than 29 percent of mothers with children under 18 staying home in 2012. What do you think?

  • “It’s probably due to the rise in being able to make tons of money from home at your own pace with nothing but an internet connection.”

    Karen Sackhoff Unemployed
  • “But the workplace is so welcoming to mothers!”

    Miguel Ryan Visual Designer
  • “Is that why I’m seeing so many pies cooling on windowsills these days?”

    James Sandoval Poker Dealer

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