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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Report: Nuke Watchers Drunk On Job

A memo from the Department of Energy reported that, between 2007 and 2009, there were 16 incidents of agents transporting nuclear weapons while drunk. What do you think?

  • "That is unacceptable. What, do these people think they're emergency room surgeons or something?"

    Carrie Pfahler Emergency Room Surgeon
  • "What I want to know is, did they have the weapons at the bar with them, and did they take any photos of hot girls licking them?"

    Charles Schwarzenbach Systems Analyst
  • "Do you happen to know if the DOE is currently hiring any more drunks?"

    Warren Bauermeister Unemployed

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

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