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Report: 'SkyMall' Magazine May End Print Edition

Reports have surfaced that after losing $3.2 million last year, SkyMall magazine, the in-flight airline catalogue that sells electronics, home decor and novelty items, may stop printing catalogues and go web-only. What do you think?

  • "Call me old-fashioned, but I still like to shop in person at a local store for all my obscene crap."

    Deborah Claspell
    Community Theater Consultant
  • "Alright, how many ‘Summer Savannah’ Backyard Garden Lion Pedestals do I have to order to turn this thing around?"

    Ross Hammersmith
    Parking Garage Attendant
  • “That’s okay. I still have dozens of back issues I haven’t gotten through.”

    Jordan Boggs
    Loitering Ban Enforcer

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