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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Report: U.S. Built Secret ‘Cuban Twitter’ To Stir Political Unrest

According to a new report, the U.S. Agency for International Development secretly built a Twitter-like social media platform to undermine the communist government in Cuba, a site that attracted 40,000 Cuban users who had no idea they were giving personal information to a program built by U.S. feds. What do you think?

  • “It’s the Cubans’ own fault. Who just blindly gives over all their personal information to some social network?”

    Barry Wasserman Furniture Reseller
  • “Oh please. My tweets have been fomenting Cuban revolution for years.”

    Megan Campelia Program Coordinator
  • “I love it when we meddle.”

    Colton Arroyo Ticket Vender
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