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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Report: U.S. Built Secret ‘Cuban Twitter’ To Stir Political Unrest

According to a new report, the U.S. Agency for International Development secretly built a Twitter-like social media platform to undermine the communist government in Cuba, a site that attracted 40,000 Cuban users who had no idea they were giving personal information to a program built by U.S. feds. What do you think?

  • “It’s the Cubans’ own fault. Who just blindly gives over all their personal information to some social network?”

    Barry Wasserman Furniture Reseller
  • “Oh please. My tweets have been fomenting Cuban revolution for years.”

    Megan Campelia Program Coordinator
  • “I love it when we meddle.”

    Colton Arroyo Ticket Vender
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