Report: Yasser Arafat Poisoned With Polonium

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Report: Yasser Arafat Poisoned With Polonium

Scientists conducted tests on the body of former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and found concentrations of the element polonium-210 that were 18 times the normal level, supporting the theory that he was poisoned, with many pointing their fingers at Israel. What do you think?

  • “Ooh! It’s like a murder mystery that we already know the answer to.”

    Melvin Engelen
    Unemployed
  • “Using a high-quality poison like that is a sign of respect.”

    Hazel Armstrong
    Applied Mathematician
  • “Maybe he drank some just to be a tough guy.”

    Stephen Skynner
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