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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Report: Yasser Arafat Poisoned With Polonium

Scientists conducted tests on the body of former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and found concentrations of the element polonium-210 that were 18 times the normal level, supporting the theory that he was poisoned, with many pointing their fingers at Israel. What do you think?

  • “Ooh! It’s like a murder mystery that we already know the answer to.”

    Melvin Engelen Unemployed
  • “Using a high-quality poison like that is a sign of respect.”

    Hazel Armstrong Applied Mathematician
  • “Maybe he drank some just to be a tough guy.”

    Stephen Skynner Tea Harvester

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

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