Representative Foley Resigns

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Representative Foley Resigns

Congressman Mark Foley (R–FL) resigned Friday after it was revealed that he exchanged sexually charged Internet chat messages with a teenage boy. What do you think?
  • "Why all the fuss? Mark Foley is nothing but a hopeless romantic with a dream to keep chivalry alive. Congress has lost a great gentleman today."

    Jeremy Shapiro
    EMT
  • "I can't believe an upstanding citizen like Foley would do such a thing. He must have thought he was talking to a teenage girl."

    Vicky O'Malley
    Software Tester
  • "It was a little disconcerting for Foley to issue his resignation via a Fall Out Boy chat room."

    Bobby Fields
    Lifeguard
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