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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Republican Site Crashes

GOP.com, the new social networking site for Republicans, crashed hours after it was launched on Tuesday. What do you think?
  • "No site structure can possibly withstand that many people typing in all caps."

    Dave Nowak Campus Activities Director
  • "It works fine, you just have to remember to type in the suffix for their offshore domain in Bermuda."

    Don Rose Customs Inventory Team Lead
  • "It's kind of a shame, since they'd gone to the trouble of sending everyone a letter telling them what comments they should post."

    Ann Sliter Financial Reporting Manager

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