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Study: Anxiety Resolved By Thinking About It Real Hard

Potentially offering hope to millions of Americans struggling with psychological and emotional problems, a study published this week in The New England Journal Of Medicine found that test subjects were capable of fully resolving their anxiety by thinking ...

Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Republican Site Crashes

GOP.com, the new social networking site for Republicans, crashed hours after it was launched on Tuesday. What do you think?
  • "No site structure can possibly withstand that many people typing in all caps."

    Dave Nowak Campus Activities Director
  • "It works fine, you just have to remember to type in the suffix for their offshore domain in Bermuda."

    Don Rose Customs Inventory Team Lead
  • "It's kind of a shame, since they'd gone to the trouble of sending everyone a letter telling them what comments they should post."

    Ann Sliter Financial Reporting Manager

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