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Cannon Overshoots Tim Kaine Across Wells Fargo Center

PHILADELPHIA—Noting that the vice presidential nominee had been launched nearly 100 feet into the air during his entrance into the Democratic National Convention Wednesday night, sources reported that the cannon at the back of the Wells Fargo Center had accidentally overshot Tim Kaine across the arena, sending him crashing to the stage several dozen feet beyond the erected safety net.

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Lone Superdelegate Voting For Martin O’Malley Feels Like Total Fucking Idiot

PHILADELPHIA—Sheepishly raising his hand to nominate the man who suspended his presidential campaign back in February, unpledged delegate Bob Shiefke told reporters Tuesday he felt like a “total fucking idiot” for being the only person at the Democratic National Convention voting for former Maryland governor Martin O’Malley.
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Republicans Block Gays-In-Military Reform

Senate Republicans voted against a defense spending bill that included a provision to repeal the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy regarding homosexuality. What do you think?

  • "Good, I'm sick of the government butting into our personal lives to try and undo laws they made governing our personal lives."

    Hannah Guy Underwriting Analyst
  • "Why don't they just use a system of color-coded holsters to find out who's gay, like my gun club does?"

    Shane Brenneck Peeler
  • "It's a good sign that the Senate Republicans acted not out of prejudice, but out of partisan vengefulness."

    Tim Velez Unemployed

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