Republicans Block Gays-In-Military Reform

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New Game Set In Michael Jackson's World

Planet Michael, a "massively multiplayer online virtual world" based on imagery from Michael Jackson's songs and videos, is being developed by game publisher SEE Virtual Worlds.
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Republicans Block Gays-In-Military Reform

Senate Republicans voted against a defense spending bill that included a provision to repeal the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy regarding homosexuality. What do you think?

  • "Good, I'm sick of the government butting into our personal lives to try and undo laws they made governing our personal lives."

    Hannah Guy
    Underwriting Analyst
  • "Why don't they just use a system of color-coded holsters to find out who's gay, like my gun club does?"

    Shane Brenneck
    Peeler
  • "It's a good sign that the Senate Republicans acted not out of prejudice, but out of partisan vengefulness."

    Tim Velez
    Unemployed
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