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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Republicans Call Tax Proposal 'Class Warfare'

High-ranking Republicans, including chairman of the House Budget Committee Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), have spoken out against President Obama's proposed minimum tax rate for millionaires, decrying it as class warfare. What do you think?

  • "I hope for their sake they’re wrong, because America's broke people have the guns and the numbers in this fight."

    Duane Volpato Keyboard-Action Assembler
  • "I think Obama went a bit far when he proposed the tax-rate increase while holding the severed head of the son of the king of the upper class."

    Cathy Zumbi Engine Turner
  • "Wait, you're telling me there’s a war the Republicans don't support?"

    Rudy Salvagini Unemployed

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