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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Republicans Call Tax Proposal 'Class Warfare'

High-ranking Republicans, including chairman of the House Budget Committee Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), have spoken out against President Obama's proposed minimum tax rate for millionaires, decrying it as class warfare. What do you think?

  • "I hope for their sake they’re wrong, because America's broke people have the guns and the numbers in this fight."

    Duane Volpato Keyboard-Action Assembler
  • "I think Obama went a bit far when he proposed the tax-rate increase while holding the severed head of the son of the king of the upper class."

    Cathy Zumbi Engine Turner
  • "Wait, you're telling me there’s a war the Republicans don't support?"

    Rudy Salvagini Unemployed

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