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Republicans Lose Ground With Women

Due in part to GOP-backed policies limiting birth-control access, President Barack Obama has an 18-point lead against any Republican opponent among women in swing states. What do you think?

  • "Looks like they'll be handing out lots of chocolates and rose bouquets come fall."

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  • "Then the next logical step is for the GOP super PACs to fund a series of ads aimed at getting women to loathe themselves so much they'll stay away from the polls altogether."

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