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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Republicans Spent $2,000 At Strip Club

The Republican National Committee dropped $1,946 at Voyeur, a strip club in West Hollywood, CA. What do you think?

  • "Damn. Boners and pleated Dockers do not an appealing image evoke."

    Abby Hillary Media Clerk
  • "They could have saved a lot of money if they came to my strip club, Wispers. We have Republican night every Wednesday."

    Ryan Nienkerk Systems Analyst
  • "How much of that was for Sarah Palin’s clear heels?"

    Anthony Yacyshyn Rubber Goods Binder

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