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Republicans Spent $2,000 At Strip Club

The Republican National Committee dropped $1,946 at Voyeur, a strip club in West Hollywood, CA. What do you think?

  • "Damn. Boners and pleated Dockers do not an appealing image evoke."

    Abby Hillary
    Media Clerk
  • "They could have saved a lot of money if they came to my strip club, Wispers. We have Republican night every Wednesday."

    Ryan Nienkerk
    Systems Analyst
  • "How much of that was for Sarah Palin’s clear heels?"

    Anthony Yacyshyn
    Rubber Goods Binder
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