"Yeah, right. Thanks, MOM."Parker Hughes Property Clerk
"I'm going to need some time to figure out what God is trying to say here."Katrina Gutmanis Preacher
"If those stupid apes weren't so damn cute, I'd stop rubbing my open wounds against their open wounds."David Giunta Machine Molder
Scientists recently discovered a new strain of HIV that originated in gorillas but is now infecting humans. What do you think?