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Responsible Holiday Drinking

People tend to drink more over the holiday season. How will you drink responsibly this year?
  • "I'm trying to schedule so I it get it all done before lunch."

    Theresa Carr
    Systems Analyst
  • "Jumbo loaf of Wonder Bread. Eat two slices with every Jell-o shot and you're out of the weeds."

    Jerry Rudin
    Assembly Line Foreman
  • "I will ask my kids to close their eyes and cover their ears every time I take a shot."

    Jason Woolery
    Organic Farmer

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