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New Year's Resolutions

Every year, Americans celebrate the New Year by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year's resolution?
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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

Responsible Holiday Drinking

People tend to drink more over the holiday season. How will you drink responsibly this year?
  • "I'm trying to schedule so I it get it all done before lunch."

    Theresa Carr
    Systems Analyst
  • "Jumbo loaf of Wonder Bread. Eat two slices with every Jell-o shot and you're out of the weeds."

    Jerry Rudin
    Assembly Line Foreman
  • "I will ask my kids to close their eyes and cover their ears every time I take a shot."

    Jason Woolery
    Organic Farmer
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