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Retail Sales Rise

Retail sales in the United States rose 0.8 percent in March, thanks in part to warmer weather and an improved economy. What do you think?

  • "0.8 percent? America's back, baby!"

    Janet Yarrall
    Test Engineer
  • “Oh, really? Because there’s been a 14 year-old riding lawn mower in my yard for six weeks with a for-sale sign on it that says you’re full of shit.”

    Joshua Gooch
    Disassembler
  • "It must be the spring, when credit card debt statements fade in the glow of the late April sun."

    Andrew Lamey
    Systems Analyst
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