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Richard Dawson Dead

Richard Dawson, actor and longtime host of Family Feud, died Saturday at 79. What do you think?

  • "Dawson's contribution to the field of frivolous polling will always be remembered."

    Erik Cook Scullion
  • "That was the guy who figured out you could get away with molestation on TV if you were a cheeky game-show host, right? Reprehensible. But admittedly ingenious."

    Mindy Brotherson Systems Analyst
  • "And yet that bastard Wink Martindale lives."

    Steve Crain Abrasive Mixer

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