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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Rising Luxury-Goods Sales

Sales of luxury goods are booming despite a period of near-stagnation in the American economy. What do you think?
  • "Hooray! This means I won't lose my shitty job mopping out toilets at the custom Learjet factory!"

    Kalil Ngyue Custodian
  • "Dammit, I really thought the Italian sports car bubble was finally going to burst this year."

    Arnold Featherston Art Restorer
  • "Millionaires are spending more on pampering themselves? Thank God that, even in the midst of all these crises in Iraq and the Gulf Coast, there's still some good news to read about."

    Barbara Montenegro Housewife
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