"I hope he didn't check 'Yes' on the organ-donation box. There's nothing worse than a third-hand heart."Rebecca Johansen Systems Analyst
"This death came out of nowhere. Mr. Altman appeared so young, vibrant, and fresh-faced."Lee Utrecht Tunnel Digger
"See what happens when you go around being stoned all the time? You accidentally make Popeye and manage to fuck up what would have been a perfectly lovely obit."Jeremy Wilmington Bricklayer
Acclaimed director Robert Altman died this week. What do you think?