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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Robert Novak Dead

Columnist Robert Novak, notable most recently for his role in the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame, died Tuesday. What do you think?
  • "I can't wait to hear James Carville loudly argue against every point in Novak's eulogy."

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  • "That must be why all those political shows have had a lot less of a ‘Lon Chaney’ vibe lately."

    Albert Mahl Multifocal Lens Assembler
  • "This is further evidence that prolonged exposure to James Carville will give you brain cancer."

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