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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Robert Novak Dead

Columnist Robert Novak, notable most recently for his role in the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame, died Tuesday. What do you think?
  • "I can't wait to hear James Carville loudly argue against every point in Novak's eulogy."

    Will Leder Allow Weigher
  • "That must be why all those political shows have had a lot less of a ‘Lon Chaney’ vibe lately."

    Albert Mahl Multifocal Lens Assembler
  • "This is further evidence that prolonged exposure to James Carville will give you brain cancer."

    Carla Nachtrab Humane Officer

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