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Robert Novak Dead

Columnist Robert Novak, notable most recently for his role in the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame, died Tuesday. What do you think?
  • "I can't wait to hear James Carville loudly argue against every point in Novak's eulogy."

    Will Leder
    Allow Weigher
  • "That must be why all those political shows have had a lot less of a ‘Lon Chaney’ vibe lately."

    Albert Mahl
    Multifocal Lens Assembler
  • "This is further evidence that prolonged exposure to James Carville will give you brain cancer."

    Carla Nachtrab
    Humane Officer
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