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Robert Pattinson Hit By Taxicab

Harry Potter and Twilight star Robert Pattinson was hit by a cab while trying to avoid fans in New York City. What do you think?
  • "Oh my God. Was the cab okay?"

    Gary Van Duyne
    Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, that's like something out of A Hard Day's Night, except in that it made sense to chase the Beatles."

    Gloria Orr
    Stabilizer Operator
  • "Listen, I'm sorry I hit him, but I thought he was that asshole Shia LaBeouf."

    Anthony Karrenbauer
    Cab Driver
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