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Robot 'Cheetah' Sets Land Speed Record

A quadrupedal machine known as the Cheetah set a land-speed record for legged robots, running 18 mph on a treadmill in a U.S. military–funded lab. What do you think?

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  • "Sure, it performs great in a lab, but can it defuse bombs like a real cheetah?"

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