Rodent-Borne Virus Kills 2 At Yosemite

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Rodent-Borne Virus Kills 2 At Yosemite

With four visitors who stayed in cabins at Yosemite National Park this summer having contracted hantavirus, and two having died from the rodent-spread disease, park officials have contacted 1,700 recent guests to warn them they may be at risk. What do you think?

  • “There you go, Teddy fucking Roosevelt and the national park system you just had to have. I hope you’re happy.”

    Thalia Urshan
    Systems Analyst
  • “Lucky for me, I don’t live in Yosemite National Park.”

    Ronald Costitch
    Construction Superintendent
  • “Have they considered separate camping sites for humans and rodents?”

    MacIntyre Berglund
    Horticultural Worker