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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Rolling Stone Settles With Fraternity For $1.65 Million

The University of Virginia fraternity that sued Rolling Stone for defamation over a now-retracted article accusing its members of a brutal rape has settled for $1.65 million. What do you think?

  • “With a scant 320,000 new rape cases every year to report on, that journalist must have gotten desperate.”

    Andy Wurzburg Tumbling Coach
  • “At least the magazine accomplished its goal of making sexual assault that much harder to prosecute.”

    Hannah Brace Appliance Assistant
  • “That money is nothing to Rolling Stone. Do you realize how many free CDs they get?”

    Jeremy Roisman Globe Rotator

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