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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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Rolling Stone Settles With Fraternity For $1.65 Million

The University of Virginia fraternity that sued Rolling Stone for defamation over a now-retracted article accusing its members of a brutal rape has settled for $1.65 million. What do you think?

  • “With a scant 320,000 new rape cases every year to report on, that journalist must have gotten desperate.”

    Andy Wurzburg Tumbling Coach
  • “At least the magazine accomplished its goal of making sexual assault that much harder to prosecute.”

    Hannah Brace Appliance Assistant
  • “That money is nothing to Rolling Stone. Do you realize how many free CDs they get?”

    Jeremy Roisman Globe Rotator

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