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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Romantic Comedies Normalize Stalker Behavior

A new study found that women who watched romantic comedies involving stalker behaviors, such as There’s Something About Mary, were more likely to tolerate such behaviors in their own relationships. What do you think?

  • “Oh, come on. Darren’s harmless!”

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  • “You can’t expect the public to watch a movie that portrays men accurately.”

    Dugan Amend Subwoofer Technician
  • “A woman with both a sense of humor and a taste for danger is pretty much the full package.”

    Emmett O’Leary Pest Displacer
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