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The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.
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Romantic Comedies Normalize Stalker Behavior

A new study found that women who watched romantic comedies involving stalker behaviors, such as There’s Something About Mary, were more likely to tolerate such behaviors in their own relationships. What do you think?

  • “Oh, come on. Darren’s harmless!”

    Katherine Hesse Cardboard Corrugator
  • “You can’t expect the public to watch a movie that portrays men accurately.”

    Dugan Amend Subwoofer Technician
  • “A woman with both a sense of humor and a taste for danger is pretty much the full package.”

    Emmett O’Leary Pest Displacer

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