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Romney Endorses McCain

Former Republican presidential contender Mitt Romney has endorsed John McCain for their party's nomination. What do you think?

  • "Unfortunately for Romney, the biggest thing McCain is soft on is thank-yous."

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  • "It's kind of cute that Mitt Romney thinks that people in America are still paying attention to what he says."

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  • "There is nothing more admirable than a gracious loser. Ha-ha. Loser. Loser loser loser loser!"

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