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Study: Anxiety Resolved By Thinking About It Real Hard

Potentially offering hope to millions of Americans struggling with psychological and emotional problems, a study published this week in The New England Journal Of Medicine found that test subjects were capable of fully resolving their anxiety by thinking ...

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Romney Endorses McCain

Former Republican presidential contender Mitt Romney has endorsed John McCain for their party's nomination. What do you think?

  • "Unfortunately for Romney, the biggest thing McCain is soft on is thank-yous."

    Ambrose Crofford Graphic Designer
  • "It's kind of cute that Mitt Romney thinks that people in America are still paying attention to what he says."

    Antionette Chulew Crossing Guard
  • "There is nothing more admirable than a gracious loser. Ha-ha. Loser. Loser loser loser loser!"

    Paul Irving Systems Analyst
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