Romney Has Lunch At White House

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Romney Has Lunch At White House

In his first meeting with Mitt Romney since winning reelection, President Barack Obama hosted his former political rival for lunch at the White House today to discuss ways to improve the federal government. What do you think?

  • “Doesn’t Obama have more important people to pretend to listen to for political theater?”

    Linda Keagle
    Rug Mender
  • “This would be the perfect opportunity for them to use any zingers they forgot to blast each other with during the campaign.”

    Myron Eldridge
    Unemployed
  • “Oh, man, I’d love to be a fly on that wall. But only for the lunch, and then I’d like to be transformed back into a human.”

    Frank Honicky
    Christmas Tree Farmer
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