Romney Raises Record-Breaking $106 Million

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Romney Raises Record-Breaking $106 Million

Republican Mitt Romney's presidential campaign took in $106 million in June, or roughly $3.5 million a day, breaking a fundraising record for the second consecutive month. What do you think?

  • "Wow, people must really love Romney!"

    Chelsea Parizo
    Accountant
  • “I threw in 50 bucks to attend one of his fundraisers, but that’s just because I wanted to meet Jeff Foxworthy.”

    Christopher Broadway
    Emergency Room Doctor
  • “As long as he's happy, I don't care how much money he makes in a day.”

    Lauren Walsh
    Systems Analyst
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