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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Romney Raises Record-Breaking $106 Million

Republican Mitt Romney's presidential campaign took in $106 million in June, or roughly $3.5 million a day, breaking a fundraising record for the second consecutive month. What do you think?

  • "Wow, people must really love Romney!"

    Chelsea Parizo Accountant
  • “I threw in 50 bucks to attend one of his fundraisers, but that’s just because I wanted to meet Jeff Foxworthy.”

    Christopher Broadway Emergency Room Doctor
  • “As long as he's happy, I don't care how much money he makes in a day.”

    Lauren Walsh Systems Analyst
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