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Romney Runs First Attack Ad

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney became the first candidate in the 2008 Republican race to run an attack ad, slamming Mike Huckabee's record on immigration. What do you think?

  • "It's a cheap tactic that makes me question whether a devil-praising Mormon who has put thousands of Americans out of work should be president."

    Al Bisley
    Small Business Owner
  • "I worry that if the campaign's common denominator gets any lower, it will create an improper fraction."

    Bobby Olivera
    Cell Phone Sales Person
  • "It's about time someone hit Mike Huckabee where it hurts. Which one's Mike Huckabee again?"

    Brenda Helms
    Salt Truck Driver
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