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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Romney Wins New Hampshire

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney won New Hampshire’s Republican primary yesterday. What do you think?

  • "Well, keep in mind Mitt’s had years more practice guzzling maple syrup for the delight of local media."

    Misty Ludovico Gear Inspector
  • "It was a big win, don't get me wrong, but it would have been a lot closer if Ron Paul's supporters had emerged from their backwoods, anti-government fundamentalist compounds to vote."

    Bart Harrington Systems Analyst
  • “Not bad for a guy everyone hates.”

    Troy Goss Unemployed

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