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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Romney Wins New Hampshire

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney won New Hampshire’s Republican primary yesterday. What do you think?

  • "Well, keep in mind Mitt’s had years more practice guzzling maple syrup for the delight of local media."

    Misty Ludovico Gear Inspector
  • "It was a big win, don't get me wrong, but it would have been a lot closer if Ron Paul's supporters had emerged from their backwoods, anti-government fundamentalist compounds to vote."

    Bart Harrington Systems Analyst
  • “Not bad for a guy everyone hates.”

    Troy Goss Unemployed

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