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Trump: ‘I Am A Very Stupid Human Being’

WASHINGTON—Responding to a damning ‘Washington Post’ report alleging he had shared highly classified information with Russian officials, President Donald Trump addressed the concerns of the press, his fellow government officials, and the public at large Tuesday by announcing that he was an incredibly stupid human being.

Escalating Tensions Lead Trump To Shake Up Inner Circle Of TV Programs

WASHINGTON—Saying the decision arose out of the necessity to weed out certain key members whose values no longer aligned with the president’s, White House spokesman Sean Spicer told reporters Thursday that escalating tensions have led President Trump to shake up his inner circle of television programs.

Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.
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Romney Wins New Hampshire

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney won New Hampshire’s Republican primary yesterday. What do you think?

  • "Well, keep in mind Mitt’s had years more practice guzzling maple syrup for the delight of local media."

    Misty Ludovico Gear Inspector
  • "It was a big win, don't get me wrong, but it would have been a lot closer if Ron Paul's supporters had emerged from their backwoods, anti-government fundamentalist compounds to vote."

    Bart Harrington Systems Analyst
  • “Not bad for a guy everyone hates.”

    Troy Goss Unemployed

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