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Ron Paul Dropping Out

Months after John McCain became the presumptive Republican nominee for president, Ron Paul is dropping out of the race. What do you think?
  • "What an idiot. This completely ruins any chance he had of becoming president."

    Paulina Gillespie
  • "I don't care what anyone says—my handmade 'Ron Paul '08' plywood sign is not coming down."

    Mark Balko
    Sailing Instructor
  • "Wait...there's an election this year?"

    George Mangu-Ward
    Systems Analyst
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