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Veteran Told What Offends Him

WASHINGTON—In the wake of protests in which some players knelt during the national anthem prior to this week’s NFL games, a U.S. Army veteran has been informed that the acts offended him.

Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:
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Ron Paul Endorses Third Parties

Former Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has refused to endorse Sen. John McCain or Sen. Barack Obama, calling the race a charade and choosing instead to back four independent candidates. What do you think?
  • "All four? I wish he could be more specific as to how I can waste my vote."

    Sarah Sprague Landscape Architect
  • "That’s it, I’m taking down the Ron Paul sign from my neighbor’s lawn."

    Jeff Baldwin Systems Analyst
  • "Are any of his endorsees good-looking ladies? 'Cause those are the only candidates I care about anymore."

    Sean Leslie Bus Driver

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