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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Ron Paul Endorses Third Parties

Former Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has refused to endorse Sen. John McCain or Sen. Barack Obama, calling the race a charade and choosing instead to back four independent candidates. What do you think?
  • "All four? I wish he could be more specific as to how I can waste my vote."

    Sarah Sprague Landscape Architect
  • "That’s it, I’m taking down the Ron Paul sign from my neighbor’s lawn."

    Jeff Baldwin Systems Analyst
  • "Are any of his endorsees good-looking ladies? 'Cause those are the only candidates I care about anymore."

    Sean Leslie Bus Driver

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