Ron Paul Endorses Third Parties

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Ron Paul Endorses Third Parties

Former Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has refused to endorse Sen. John McCain or Sen. Barack Obama, calling the race a charade and choosing instead to back four independent candidates. What do you think?
  • "All four? I wish he could be more specific as to how I can waste my vote."

    Sarah Sprague
    Landscape Architect
  • "That’s it, I’m taking down the Ron Paul sign from my neighbor’s lawn."

    Jeff Baldwin
    Systems Analyst
  • "Are any of his endorsees good-looking ladies? 'Cause those are the only candidates I care about anymore."

    Sean Leslie
    Bus Driver
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