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Ronald McDonald Gets Millennial Makeover

McDonald’s officials announced this week that they are redesigning longtime mascot Ronald McDonald with a new outfit and will begin mentioning him on Twitter using the hashtag #ronaldmcdonald, though he does not yet have an account of his own. What do you think?

  • “It’s always good to keep your clown mascot modern and relevant.”

    David Apergis
    Booking Assistant
  • “McDonald’s gets me.”

    Catalina Bell
    Systems Analyst
  • “If he doesn’t have a Twitter account then who have I been tweeting at this whole time?”

    Larry Maillet
    Hatchery Worker

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