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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Ronald McDonald Gets Millennial Makeover

McDonald’s officials announced this week that they are redesigning longtime mascot Ronald McDonald with a new outfit and will begin mentioning him on Twitter using the hashtag #ronaldmcdonald, though he does not yet have an account of his own. What do you think?

  • “It’s always good to keep your clown mascot modern and relevant.”

    David Apergis Booking Assistant
  • “McDonald’s gets me.”

    Catalina Bell Systems Analyst
  • “If he doesn’t have a Twitter account then who have I been tweeting at this whole time?”

    Larry Maillet Hatchery Worker
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