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Roomba Maker Unveils Military Robot

The manufacturer of the home-vacuuming robot Roomba unveiled a military robot that can be fitted with guns and carry up to 500 pounds. What do you think?
  • "I'm scared about what would happen if one of those things was possibly programmed as intended."

    Charles Gurnick
    Systems Analyst
  • "Are dirt and spills really the biggest problems facing Iraq right now?"

    Craig Banner
    Asbestos Abatement
  • "If the fear it instilled in my cat is any indication, this machine will be a wild success."

    Daphne Golden
    Legal Aide
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