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Wal-Mart Fortune Left To Charity

The death of the Wal-Mart founder's widow, Helen Walton, is slated to become a $16.4 billion windfall for The Walton Family Foundation, a charitable...
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Rosie Leaving The View

Rosie O'Donnell announced that she is leaving The View. What do you think?
  • "Just three more to go."

    Keith Rivers
    Systems Analyst
  • "So now it's only one loudmouthed comedienne with a grating New York accent? That redundancy was built in to make sure the audience wasn't robbed of a single intuitive ribald observation!"

    Lydia Goplen
    Cosmetics Salesperson
  • "Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres."

    Brandon Faischca
    Roofer
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