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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Rosie Leaving The View

Rosie O'Donnell announced that she is leaving The View. What do you think?
  • "Just three more to go."

    Keith Rivers Systems Analyst
  • "So now it's only one loudmouthed comedienne with a grating New York accent? That redundancy was built in to make sure the audience wasn't robbed of a single intuitive ribald observation!"

    Lydia Goplen Cosmetics Salesperson
  • "Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres."

    Brandon Faischca Roofer

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