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Rosie Leaving The View

Rosie O'Donnell announced that she is leaving The View. What do you think?
  • "Just three more to go."

    Keith Rivers Systems Analyst
  • "So now it's only one loudmouthed comedienne with a grating New York accent? That redundancy was built in to make sure the audience wasn't robbed of a single intuitive ribald observation!"

    Lydia Goplen Cosmetics Salesperson
  • "Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres."

    Brandon Faischca Roofer

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