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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

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ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Rosie Leaving The View

Rosie O'Donnell announced that she is leaving The View. What do you think?
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    Keith Rivers Systems Analyst
  • "So now it's only one loudmouthed comedienne with a grating New York accent? That redundancy was built in to make sure the audience wasn't robbed of a single intuitive ribald observation!"

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  • "Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres."

    Brandon Faischca Roofer

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