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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Rosie Leaving The View

Rosie O'Donnell announced that she is leaving The View. What do you think?
  • "Just three more to go."

    Keith Rivers Systems Analyst
  • "So now it's only one loudmouthed comedienne with a grating New York accent? That redundancy was built in to make sure the audience wasn't robbed of a single intuitive ribald observation!"

    Lydia Goplen Cosmetics Salesperson
  • "Well, there goes that last line of defense in warding off the unstoppable morning-show lesbian juggernaut that is Ellen DeGeneres."

    Brandon Faischca Roofer

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